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ladyofchaos) wrote2023-05-24 06:51 am
ladyofchaos) wrote2023-05-24 06:51 am
[Dual Post]
[Journal Post]
I am proud to announce that I am now and have always been old enough to have one of these online social media platforms and no one can stop me from posting to the internet. I have obtained true freedom. Also, that I am accepted to Duel Academy, LDS, and a few other schools that I absolutely definitely applied for and am not overwhelmed, who would be overwhelmed?
[Event]
After the slightly more strange apocalypse that may have ripped open a few holes in reality, Helen has been, well. Slightly harder to find than usual. But don't worry Domino. It's time for everyone's least favorite game besides Dungeon Dice Monsters: 'Why is Helen here, please I've done nothing wrong' Except she's... a teen now? There are competing memories when you look at her, remembering her as the creepy child and also the fact that she's always been 14, as long as you've known her.
... probably best to not think about it too hard.
She is:
1. Applying for jobs. But not like, normal teen jobs like retail or cafes. No, she's in OOPARTS, your secret labs, places she probably shouldn't be with a resume that's... just her name and birthdate, and that birthdate that wobbles and bends and hurts to look at.
2. Finalizing her paperwork at a dueling academy! It doesn't matter which one, she's there, scribbling down stuff. At DA she seems relaxed in its perplexing miasma. At LDS, she's staring at class choices and sitting down with three decks as she whispers to each, running her fingers over them.
3. She's doing normal stuff! She's drinking a coffee drink through a straw that isn't there if you look too close like a normal girl! Shopping for tattered black robes and occult objects, like a normal girl!
I am proud to announce that I am now and have always been old enough to have one of these online social media platforms and no one can stop me from posting to the internet. I have obtained true freedom. Also, that I am accepted to Duel Academy, LDS, and a few other schools that I absolutely definitely applied for and am not overwhelmed, who would be overwhelmed?
[Event]
After the slightly more strange apocalypse that may have ripped open a few holes in reality, Helen has been, well. Slightly harder to find than usual. But don't worry Domino. It's time for everyone's least favorite game besides Dungeon Dice Monsters: 'Why is Helen here, please I've done nothing wrong' Except she's... a teen now? There are competing memories when you look at her, remembering her as the creepy child and also the fact that she's always been 14, as long as you've known her.
... probably best to not think about it too hard.
She is:
1. Applying for jobs. But not like, normal teen jobs like retail or cafes. No, she's in OOPARTS, your secret labs, places she probably shouldn't be with a resume that's... just her name and birthdate, and that birthdate that wobbles and bends and hurts to look at.
2. Finalizing her paperwork at a dueling academy! It doesn't matter which one, she's there, scribbling down stuff. At DA she seems relaxed in its perplexing miasma. At LDS, she's staring at class choices and sitting down with three decks as she whispers to each, running her fingers over them.
3. She's doing normal stuff! She's drinking a coffee drink through a straw that isn't there if you look too close like a normal girl! Shopping for tattered black robes and occult objects, like a normal girl!
[Journal]
You're grounded, young lady.
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Unjust! Unfair! I didn't know it would do that! These are consequences not of my own making for once!
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Grounded.
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The rest of this is moderately understandable and I am very sorry about the changes, but I didn't think it would advance YOUR clocks too!
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But you were signed up because it's on the fucking calender next to the fridge:
"Soccer Club on Sunday".
Apparently you have both Striker and Goalie duties.
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... I'm going to die there. Can I be grounded from soccer as well? Please, pretty please, I'll never leave my room, leave me my phone and my switch and I'll never do something this dumb and reckless for another month just no soccer. Take the switch too, but no soccer.
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I'm going to DIE out here and worse, I'm going to SWEAT.
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I'm sure you know PLENTY about sweating.